I just had a massage today. First of all I really am not a big fan of full body massages. Last year I had a grand total of 1 massage treatment done and today I realized again why I hate massages. If only the massage lady can see me grimacing in pain while lying face down and actually she did when she asked me to turn over like a piece of meat done one side. I really looked like having an orgasm but a bad one because I was biting my lips just to defuse the pain I felt when she was rubbing or pinching or whatever she was doing that was causing pain. As I literally limped out of the spa they asked If I was getting a second treatment.  I said that I have work forgetting that It was a Sunday and really must have looked stupid carrying a stiff shoulder and with an obvious limp.  Stupid really.   Full body massage my a**